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Miami Promised ‘No Net Loss’ of Parks, then Changed the Fine Print


Miami City Manager Art Noriega approved last-minute changes — without public notice — to the city’s 2023 ordinance detailing how to implement Miami’s “no net loss” of park land policy. (Courtesy of City of Miami).

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  1. The City of Miami Officials who engineered this dishonesty, cheating and harming of the public interest are indeed scumbags.

    Doing last-hour, under-the-radar, substantive changes like this, with no meaningful public notice, should be grounds for removal from office and criminal penalties. It’s white collar theft.

    BEFORE Francis Suarez and Ken Russell decided to support the soccer stadium scam they should have looked for exactly WHERE they were going to find 73 acres in the City of Miami to replace those 73 acres of lost park land.

    They would have quickly seen they can’t find that much similar, continuous land, so they should have then said, “Sorry, my dear billionaire campaign contributors, we may be star-struck by your celebrity, but we can’t do the deal unless we cheat the public. We are ethical elected officials with integrity and character, so we can’t let you lease the Mel Reese golf course at a very cheap price and let you bulldoze it and remove over a thousand trees for your profit.”

    But they didn’t say that, and the public got screwed.

    Yes, they put it to a referendum, and yes, the public swallowed the ad campaign and voted for it, but it should never have been put to referendum in the first place.

    Park land should be considered sacred ground to be protected and preserved, not seen as vacant land for empire building schemes for rich campaign contributors.

    It’s one more reason why I don’t trust the City of Miami.

    Elvis Cruz
    Morningside

  2. “Ben”—short for his given name Benevolent–the carnival trickster with the three walnut shells and the pea-size ball arrived in the Magic City and smiled to himself. “These rubes will be easy pick’ns” he said as he set up his polished wood table and parked himself on his stool. The sign behind him said: “Try your luck. Just 25 cents to win $25.”

    By noon the suckers were lined up ten deep. It took him less than 30 seconds each to appear to place the musket ball under one of the shells which he then moved quicker than the human eye could follow, before asking the sucker to guess which one covered the ball.

    Of course, they always guessed wrong, because the ball had disappeared before reappearing from under the fingernail of his right pinkie almost torn off in an accident when he was five. It had healed with a little cavity covered by scar tissue, perfect for picking up and depositing small round pellets.

    Just before noon, when the crowd was thickest, his buddy Joe had joined him to play, and miracle of miracles, “guessed” the right shell. With a grand flourish, Ben pulled out a wad of greenbacks to loudly count out $25.

    “Easy as pie” Ben said to himself. “They never catch on.”

  3. Andy or Elvis,
    Can you please tell us which commissioners voted for this crime?
    Thanks for trying to watch out for us!
    Gary Gross

  4. Gary Gross, thanks for reading, responding, and caring.

    First reading, on September 14, 2023, it passed 5-0. Voting for it were Commissioners Christine King, Joe Carollo, Alex Diaz de la Portilla, Sabina Covo and Manolo Reyes.

    Second reading, on October 12, 2023, it passed 4-0. Voting for it were Commissioners Christine King, Joe Carollo, Sabina Covo and Manolo Reyes.

  5. Wow….They all are corrupt or stupid. Thanks Elvis.
    Do you have any advice for me on the mayoral runoff race? If you don’t want to respond publicly maybe you could email me [email protected]. I am grossly uninformed.

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